“二战”时期,盟军要实施安奇(qí )奥(🐌)登陆计划,迫于对一门叫安奇奥大炮的超级武(wǔ )器的忌惮,要(🏴)派两(liǎng )个精(💤)锐特工去(qù )(🌫)摧(👋)毁这门大(❣)炮,结果(guǒ )两(liǎng )(😎)个傻逼被(bèi )派了去,最后经过(guò )一连串搞笑事件,阴差(chà )阳错的最后完成了(le )任务(wù )。 片段(😻)一:德国(guó )人在北非布置了(le )一个陷阱,准备(🚣)了一(yī )(🥁)幅假(📯)的防御工事(shì )地图让这二个(gè )士兵带回(🥔)去。他们却阴差阳错的拿走(🌞)了真的地(🙀)图,最(⛓)终赢得(dé )了战役(yì )。 片段二:他(⛳)们化装成管道(🤳)工潜入德(🐀)军在意大利的司令(👣)部,给(🈁)他们(💝)卫(wèi )生间的(🥊)管道(👊)修(xiū )(🛎)得乱(luàn )七八糟,把将军淋了(le )个(🐨)落(👪)汤鸡。将军(jun1 )去(qù )换衣服,拉开抽屉发现一(yī )套(tào )新的军服(fú ),于是洗头洗(👌)脸准备换上新军服(fú )的时(🍽)候闭着眼把脸盆里的(🌱)脏(👄)水倒进(🖍)抽屉里了(🚡)(柜子旁边(biān )有一个废(fèi )(👛)水(🕕)桶(😳))。那(📤)个将军是最主要(yào )的(👩)一个(gè )配(🤼)角,很有(🕺)意思(sī )。到影片(piàn )结束前(qián )1分钟(zhōng ),都没有(yǒu )一(🐈)句台(🍯)词(🔍)。最后说了一句“谢谢(😲)”。 片段三:德军(🍾)有(🕵)一(yī )门(mén )超级(🐇)大炮俯视(🏗)着(🍉)联(lián )军将要(yào )登(dēng )陆(lù )(🎆)的(de )海(hǎi )滩(tān )。这(🍈)二个士兵(bīng )居然化(huà )装成希特勒和随从(cóng )(🍗),去视察(🖥)大炮,把大炮(pào )炸(⛱)掉了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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